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Wardrobe Golem

Nightmare

Wardrobe Golem

A lumbering wardrobe that smashes toys flat. Scares away two hearts if it reaches the bed.

Threat 14Smasher
Health
3,000
Speed
0.14 tiles a second
Closet to bed
69s unopposed
Bite
100 damage a second
Reaching the bed costs
2
First seen
Level 38
Wardrobe Golem. It doesn't chew the Pillow Wall: it winds up and smashes it.

What it does.

How often it comes: weight 0.5 when a night picks its nightmares (a Shadow Crawler is 3). Threat 14 is what it costs of a night's threat budget.

Health by level.

The numbers above are its base values. Every night multiplies the health and the bites of its nightmares by the level's scale.

NightHealth scaleHealthAs a plain elite, in allBite / s
Level 38×2.086,241–165
Level 50×3.139,39015,024228
Level 70×3.29,59715,355232
Level 90×3.6210,86017,376257
Level 110×3.8811,63118,609273
Level 150×5.416,21125,937364
Level 190×6.1418,42029,472408
Level 230×6.5719,71331,541434
Level 250×6.8720,59932,959452
Level 310×8.625,79641,274556
Level 410×9.6528,96146,337619
Level 510×10.0430,12848,205643
Level 590×11.1133,32253,315706
Level 1,010×11.5134,53055,247731
Level 2,010×12.2636,78558,857779
Level 4,910×14.142,29367,669892

The PC game's story ends at level 240, so the table stops there.

Normal nights; boss nights and Hard Mode scale differently. From level 42 some nightmares are pink elites: a plain elite has ×1.6 health and ×1.25 bites; from level 101 an elite may have a trick instead of the extra health. The whole curve

Beating it.

The game's tip

Wardrobe Golems smash toys in one hit. Stop them early!

At home in

Numbers from the game's own data, version 1.0.0 as of November 13, 2026. Toy and nightmare numbers are the base values: every night scales the nightmares to its level (how). You are reading for the phone game (iPhone, iPad, Android): the switch at the top shows the PC game's numbers.You are reading for the PC game, coming to Steam: the switch at the top goes back to the phone game's numbers.

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